I said it was a bad idea.

I tweeted about this idea, someone said it would be funny, so i did it. heres the recipe: take the questions froma random interview, remove the awsers and fill them in yourself.

For this first (and probably last) edition: New magazine's blue interview (with a few questions removed because it didn't make sense) let me know if you liked the idea, I happy to take requests over what to do on this blog.

It’s good to have you back, boys, but Eurovision – really?

Well, first of all thanks, I didn’t even realise I had gone, but to answer the question, yeah I quite like Eurovision.

Are you scared of getting “nul points”?
Oh, no well I wouldn’t ever compete in it, I can’t sing or dance.

Would you have signed up if the voting system hadn’t changed?
Um, I just said I didn’t sign up?

And Jedward are representing Ireland in the competition…
that’s already happened, they were alright they had a catchy song.

So, will you beat them?
Hey look, I know they are annoying but I could never condone violence, especially over something so trivial.

Antony, do you think you’ll, err, pee all over the competition?
Erm, just Tony actually, but no, like I said I’m wouldn’t compete.

Are you scared Eurovision could end in disaster? Your former manager, Daniel Glatman, said anything less than a win will leave your reputation in tatters…

Well he always was incredibly pessimistic, I’m not even doing it how could it ruin me? And what is there to ruin anyway? A few blog posts and an unreasonable amount of tweets? I’ve got like 12 followers I’m hardly a public figure.

Will you trawl internet forums to gauge fans’ reaction?
Fans reaction? Look if I wanted that to know what my mum thought I’d just ask her.

What’s your favourite Eurovision song?
Flying the flag. It’s brilliant.

Antony, this is your second stab at Eurovision glory, isn’t it?
Tony, and no I’ve not done Eurovision, and I never will.

So, are you all going to start working out to get in shape?
HA no I love cake too much to bother with that.

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